Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Food for Thought

- This week.  Keeps.  Dragging.  On.  And.  On.  I'm so ready for it to be over with.
- Sick of waiting for a certain someone to show up.
- I think I'm ready for something big to happen.  I just really hope it happens this time.
- Starting to read poetry in my English Interpretation and Criticism class.  I forgot how much I missed REAL poetry.
- Craving some Cheetos.
- I'm thinking I should throw out that jar of pickles that has been sitting on the counter for a week.  (Let the record stand, they're not mine.)
- Looking for new housing for next fall.  I want to be closer to campus with affordable rent.
- Working on some new self-portraits.  I'll post when I have some extra time.
- Really hoping I can land a date with this beautiful boy that lives across the street.
- Haircut or grow it out?  Hmmm...
- BYU is throwing Campus Housing a HUGE dance party.  I'm so there.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Awe.

I love you not [just] because of who you are, but because of who I am when I'm with you.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Characters

Because of my lack of blogging, I feel like I really need to blog.  But part of the problem is I don't know what to blog about!  I haven't had time to write anything decent, and I spend all my time reading/writing for my classes or  working.  Some life, eh?  Oh well, I've accepted that it is what it is for right now.

So, because of my lack of creativity, I'm giving you a post about my movie character heroes.  Kind of lame, I know, but it will keep you entertained for a minute or two.



Jack Sparrow - I mean come on... do I really need to explain myself on this one?



Penelope and Johnny - Staying true to yourself and being selfless are both very noble characteristics of a hero.



Maggie Dubois (The Great Race) - a fantastic example of a powerhouse woman.  She knew what she wanted and did everything she could to get it.



Dewey Finn - again, do I really need to explain?



Mrs. White - Ok, so I know she killed someone in the movie, but how could you forget the line. "Yes. I did it.  I killed Yvette.  I hated her so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames.  Flames, on the side of my face, breathing - breathl - heaving breaths.  Heaving breath..."  Haha...




Jack Jack - He's an adorable baby who can change into Flameboy and Monster Baby.
Need I say more?



Chuck - Ok, I know I'm cheating a little on this one since he's actually from a TV show, but can you blame me?  He's a nerd/sweetheart/hottie/spy.
 The combo can't get much better than that.

Well, there you have it.  Those are some of my favorite movie heroes.  I'll try to make more time for blogging this next week, I promise.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

A Post Dedicated to MLIA Stories

I work with 4-year-olds at a preschool. The other day, a little boy asked me how old I was. I asked him how old he thought I was. The little boy next to him interrupted and said "You're 21!" I was incredibly flattered until I heard him whisper to the first little boy, "Dad says that's the only safe answer for a woman who's over 40." Thanks, kid, I'm 25. MLIA




Today, I got tired while shopping in a store with my mom, so I sat in the cart. A little boy who was also in his cart was passing by and I heard his mom whisper "See, even big kids do it. Don't be embarassed". I'm glad that I can be a role model. MLIA




Last week I was playing Sims. My Sim had just had a baby, so she was carrying it around. She was hungry, so I told her to make something to eat. She opened the refrigerator, put the baby inside, and pull out something to make, closing the door behind her. I tried and tried but the baby had disappeared into the dark abyss of the refrigerator. The next day a tombstone popped up in the kitchen. Hopefully I'm a better parent in real life.




Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA




Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA




Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA




Today, as I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too." MLIA.




Today, I put my iPod on shuffle. I skipped most of the songs to get to the ones I like. MLIA
(I do this all the time, by the way.)




Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny. MLIA.




Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered that 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream. MLIA




Today, I was sitting in class when a cop came into our classroom to give an anti-drug lecture. He actually passed around 3 joints for us to look at and said that if he didn't all three back he would search all of us until we gave it back. When they were passed back, the cop ended up with 4 instead of 3. MLIA




Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA




Today, my daughter and I were in the car, listening to the radio. She turns to me and says, "Why does everyone sing about love? Why don't they make songs about normal things, like cheese and sandwiches?" I don't know, dear. MLIA




Today I found a will I made when I was seven. I left everything to my turtle. MLIA.




Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. MLIA




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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Today

  • I'm so bored.  All my homework is actually done, and I have nothing else to do.  Weird.
  • I did my makeup a little differently.  My roommate is more impressed with it than I am.
  • I slept in until 11.  And I didn't feel guilty because I don't have a class today.
  • I get to do a photoshoot with this girl.  :)
  • I realized how much I lack social skills.
  • I can't wait to get paid tomorrow. 
  • I'm thankful my dad now has a job with good prospects.
  • I was shocked to find out there was an earthquake in Lehi last night.  Thank goodness it was tiny.
  • I'm excited to start my classes.  I've got a good feeling about this semester.
  • I want to enjoy this relaxing feeling that I don't often feel.

Friday, January 1, 2010

2010 Goals

And yes, I realize there is a good chance that some of these may never get done ;)

  1. Pay for Fall tuition completely by myself - no help from parents
  2. Take an interesting photo every day
  3. Find healthy ways to relieve stress (i.e. yoga)
  4. Go out on more dates!
  5. First kiss <3
  6. Go to the temple at least once a month
  7. Improve on time management
  8. Write something creative once a week.
  9. Buy a nicer cell phone
  10. Have fun!  (I'm too serious sometimes!)